i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit
I ask the real questions
BECAUSE THEY ARE A ROCK BAND NOT A POP BAND THEN YOU GUYS WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT THEY BEING CALLED BOYBAND —’
They are classified as both a pop band and a pop rock band. They wrote the song, and they came up with the original sound… so really they didn’t sell it because if its “pop” sound
you know that bthey coul’ve just added some e-guitars and it would’ve sounded more rockier…
Maybe it was because, oh gee, idk, cause they wanted to and they’re autonomous human beings who do what they see fit
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
THERE IS NO LEFT FILANGE
its sad when cute boys dont think theyre cute
it’s sad when cute boys don’t think i’m cute
it’s sad when cute guys don’t think